Apple Brand Knitwits

So there are people out there that annoy me. These people are Apple fanatics...Applenatics. They are under the delusion that every product that Apple comes out with is the best thing since...the last thing that Apple came out with. Individuals bearing this moniker will buy any item Apple peddles regardless of whether they need it or not. You can spot them easily in your car because they have the Apple logo on their rear window, pledging their undying allegiance to a brand that overcharges consumers because these morons will actually pay it. How many Apple products do I own? Zero. Annoyance level: two apple cores.

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Chronic Facebook Posters

Social media has exploded in recent years and only seems to be getting bigger. To avoid being called a hypocrite, I engage in using Facebook as well. What really chaps my ass in those individuals who post every single thing they do on it. We don't care that you ran to the grocery store and "totally save $5 on milk and eggs" or "blasted your pecs at the gym." Get over yourself. Do something with your life instead of micro-cast your trivial daily happenings. Annoyance Level: One double click.

People that use hazard lights while moving

I'm not sure if you have come across these people in your travels, but I have. I refer to them as "morons." Apparently during their driving test, they forgot to read the laws concerning flashing lights. I am specifically talking about hazard lights. Now in your state or country there may be different laws, but here in Florida you can't use hazard lights unless you are legally on the side of the road AND not moving (see statute here.) I'm sure in other parts of the world, there is weather called "rain." It's small to big drops of water that fall from the sky when mother nature decides it's a good time. A lot of people that live in Florida somehow have not experienced this natural event and believe their vehicle will be badgered by these "drops" if they don't slow down to a crawl and turn on their hazard lights, or "rain repellers." Annoyance Level: Four flashes.

People that let their dogs relieve themselves in stairwells of apts

This is where the dog should actually be going.

So my girlfriend lives in an apartment building that doesn't really have a first floor since there are businesses below. Some residents are so freaking lazy, they let their dogs pee or crap in the stairwells of this apartment complex because they don't want to walk outside to a grassy area or other suitable place for their pet to relieve themselves. I hope you wastes of space don't ever pro create, because the world is not yours to destroy. Move, start a fitness plan or better yet, do everyone a favor and give your dog to someone who actually cares. Annoyance level: Pissed.

People that can't park

Do people EVER consider how something as little as parking would annoy so many? In this picture I actually witnessed a butthead who came in the wrong way on a one way street and decided they were going to park straight in instead of at an angle like everyone else. I was hoping the gentleman would see me take a picture of his car so I could tell him what a shitty parker he was. For more instances of bad parking jobs check out the site below. You can also print out "citations" to give out when you see fit.

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People that wear Ed Hardy, Affliction or Tap Out clothes

I can't believe people actually wear this crap. You look like a goon, as if your face wasn't enough. You are not a designer (and even they should be given the gas chamber or given 40 lashes with a bamboo pole) and are not famous, so why don't you wear a polo or button down? Because you are a douchebag.
 I'm glad someone agrees with me. Check out the link for more information about this lounge. Hopefully every business in America will suit and these ridiculous brands will end up on the burn pile. Annoyance level: Two sleeves and a tank
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People that talk on their cellphone while at the gym

Who died and made you important enough to have an entire hour long conversation on your phone while at the gym? Is your schedule so busy that you can't stop talking for an entire hour and not bother everyone else around you? There are two reasons for this scenario. You hate working out and are trying to pass the time trying to forget it. News flash, you are most likely overweight and will go home and eat poorly to counteract any benefit gained by working out The other reason could be or you are suffering from low self-esteem and want people to think that you are important enough to be bothered during your gym time. Be assured that everyone in your immediate vicinity wants to strangle you. Annoyance level: 4 bars

People that always talk about Black Ops

Ok, I get it. This game is awesome. You can be a hero and not sweat a drop or lose a limb, but when you use every work break to discuss how you kicked a 12 year old girl's butt from Indiana over the Web, you need to start addressing your lack of a social calendar. You may have the highest kill per minute score, but you still rank low on the coolness scale to your cube mates. Annoyance level - Carpetbomb

Guys at the driving range that talk to themselves....constantly

This one jackass parks it in between me and this other guy. Has like half the range open yet he picks the space between us. A-hole. Anyways, he's duffing the ball left and right, grunting and talking to himself. I wanted to say, "Really dude? Can you talk to yourself somewhere else, cause you suck and you are messing up my concentration. Don't be that guy."  I should have snapped his picture. This guy had calf socks and no golf shoes.
At least you could suck looking good buddy. Way to play the part by owning it. Annoyance level - three golf balls.