Guys at the driving range that talk to themselves....constantly

This one jackass parks it in between me and this other guy. Has like half the range open yet he picks the space between us. A-hole. Anyways, he's duffing the ball left and right, grunting and talking to himself. I wanted to say, "Really dude? Can you talk to yourself somewhere else, cause you suck and you are messing up my concentration. Don't be that guy."  I should have snapped his picture. This guy had calf socks and no golf shoes.
At least you could suck looking good buddy. Way to play the part by owning it. Annoyance level - three golf balls.