Friends That Let Their Friends Buy Clothes That Don't Fit

Happy Fourth of July.

Ever seen a muffin top? I'm not talking about the kind you eat.

I'm talking about the overhang on someone that is wearing someone that does not flatter their body type. This isn't a bash on overweight people, but what friends told them this was good looking on them? Really people? Who are you trying to attract? Mirrors don't lie, so even if you are by yourself, make sure those skinny jeans don't make your ass look as wide as a semi. If you have any doubts, buy something different. Annoyance level: Two belt loops